Do I have some kind of freak on my hands or what?
So I talked my girlfriend out of the blumpkin (too weird for me). And now she wants to give me a Rusty Trombone. And then she said I could return the favor with a Cincinnati Bow Tie. Do girls really wanna do this kind of stuff or should I get rid of this freak show? P.S. First time we did it, I wasn't allowed to leave until I gave her a Golden Shower!
I didn't even know what any of this meant, but much to my unfortunate luck, I looked it up. I knew what a Golden Shower was before this post, and thought that was bad enough, but nothing could prepare me for these new discoveries.
Let me just say that one of the risks of the Rusty Trombone consists of a parasitic intestinal infection. Now with that in mind, I have to say yes, you definitely have a freak on your hands. This girl has an obsession with feces, and needs a therapist. This is not normal for the majority of women. Yuck!!! I have to go vomit now.
I hope I've helped.
Thanks to the Urban Dictionary for the definitions of the above freakish acts.