During the interim, (despite my, "I'm only dating myself right now, " policy) I discovered several dating options. It turns out that when you decide to stop dating, everyone wants to date you. Despite my better judgement, I actually entertained a few of my options. And after a long and thorough process of elimination, I've ended up with a boyfriend and a sugar daddy.
I look foward to blogging updates about them. They've kept me pretty amused. And FYI, the guy above is neither the boyfriend or the sugar daddy. But, they make me smile just like that.
I hope I've helped.